As of October 18, 2028 at 3:57pm Eastern standard time, I give Facebook or all other entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly encouraged to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents as I have read your terms of service and do not give a shit what you do with my stuff. The content of this profile is not secret and national security does not depend on this information. I chose to upload this information therefore this is not an invasion of my privacy or I would instead find some other means by which to gain false satisfaction and acceptance from people I barely know while sitting at home in my underwear. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a funny cat pic that you stole from Reddit. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version but if you do then you are lame. If you do not publish a cat pic or meme at least once it will be tactically allowing the government of Switzerland to videotape you while youre pooping, as well as possible Nigerian scam artists to take advantage of your naivety by stealing your home. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST never copy and Paste. For more information, see Snopes.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 19:58:01 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015