As of this date, I hearby declare that Facebook does NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION to take my pictures, or status updates, southern slang phrases, whole 30 recipes, tweets about Jennifer Lawrence, or sad pictures of my dog and sell them to Sarah Mclachlan. Facebooks sad eyes dont even bother me. Facebook also may not keep track of what I listen to and I dont want to hear it when I listen to Shake it Off again. Facebook needs to back off and admit that they totes listen to it all the live long day too. Facebook is not ready for this jelly. Facebook doesnt have my permission to post spoilers, ESPECIALLY for the following- The Bachelor, Parenthood, Scandal, and or any show that I may or may not think about watching. Facebook may not try to read my mind to figure out what Im going to watch later. Back off Facebook, I see right through you. Facebook may not sneak into my house and try to steal my unmentionables for nefarious purposes. Non-nefarious purposes will be considered. Facebook must wear pink on Wednesdays. Facebook doesnt even go here. Mark Zuckerberg can kiss my grits. Better safe than sorry.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 14:10:09 +0000
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