As unlikely as it seems, a gunner and a Sailor were friends and decided to go on a ski trip. Along the way, they had car trouble and broke down by a farm on one of the coldest nights of the year. They knocked on the farm house door and a beautiful widow stood before them. The widow told them they were welcome to spend the night in the barn, but she could not allow them to stay in the house for appearance sake. The night seemed to go uneventfully and the next morning the guys continued and finished their ski trip. Nine months later the gunner was contacted by a lawyer. The gunner caught up to his Sailor buddy and asked him, Hey Mack, you remember that beautiful widow we met on our ski trip? The Sailor replied rather sheepishly, Yes. The gunner said, You didnt happen to get up in the middle of the night and pay her a visit did you? The Sailor again said, Yes. The gunner asked, And by the way did you use my name instead of yours? The Sailor again said, rather red faced, Yeah Buddy Im sorry.The gunner replied, Thats okay, she died and left me a million bucks!
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 15:30:59 +0000