As youre looking for the perfect Halloween costume this year, Id like to give a few pointers: 1. Dressing as a Hipster is not a costume; that is just who you are. That is like me dressing as a guy in a wheelchair. 2. A onesie is not a costume. Go back to bed. 3. A three piece suit is not a costume. Youre just trying to class up the place and wont admit it. 4. A kilt is not a costume, especially if youre Scottish. See number 1. 5. A cow girl is not a costume. We all know you wear that every weekend. 6. Dr. Who is not a costume. See number 3. 7. Wearing a t-shirt with a superhero logo as a costume is just lazy. Preparing for Halloween should consist of more than just grabbing something from the hamper. 8. Wearing your flight suit for a costume is lame. Go fly something. 9. If done right, Wheres Waldo is a cool costume. What isnt cool is coming up to that person and shouting Found him! 10. If all you wear to a Halloween party is a little black dress and cat ears, you are not a cat. You are a woman in a dress who threw on some ears. Put some effort into it!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 07:30:34 +0000
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