At 4yo my Mom enrolled me in Montessori school. Five days into the school year and I was already in trouble. I kissed a girl on the playground, told one of my friends and he went and ratted me out to the teacher. She took me inside the building and sat me down in her office. She looked over her desk and down at me, Marcius, kissing isnt allowed on the playground or anywhere else within the school grounds. However, had you not told your classmate about it, you and I wouldnt be sitting here right now. She pauses, most likely for effect, and stares at me. Havent you ever heard of the saying dont kiss and tell she winks and stands to walk out into the hallway. I quickly race back out onto the playground for whats left of lunch recess only to find that I wanted to be alone with my new thoughts and ideals. Right than and there I plotted and planned to become the greatest kisser in the world that no one will ever here about.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 05:40:04 +0000