At Puma Filling Station Me: "Morena e tlatse" Attendant: "How much?" Me: "Aboti kare tlatsa tanka eo ka leokwane!"... Attendant: "I only speak English! i dont understand any word in Setswana" Me: "No problem! Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim." Attendant: "Heh?" Me: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only English?" Attendant: "English? That is not English!" Me: "Mr Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize the language, which you allege to be your singular means of Communication? " Attendant: "Aah! Aaah Tlogela Morena ke tla e tlatsa!!!
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 21:45:38 +0000
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