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At dawn, the telephone rings.Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretakerAh yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?Erm...I am just calling to tell you, sir, that your parrotdiedMy parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?Thats the one.Damn! Thats such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well what did he die from?From eating rotten meat.Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?Nobody. He ate the meat ofone of the dead horses.Dead horse? What dead horse, Mutiso?Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir, died from all that stress of pulling the water cart.Are you insane? What water cart?The one we used to put outthe fire.Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire.What the.....!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???For the funeral.WHAT FUNERAL???!!!!!Your mothers! She showedup one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 20:34:06 +0000

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