At the weekend I was at my local Tesco buying a large bag of Pedigree Chum dog food and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost a stone & a half before I woke up in A&E at the Ulster I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree Chum nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff a Labradors arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Im now banned from Tesco
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 08:20:00 +0000
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