At work today a man asked me to hold his items (a box of 36 Trojan bareskin condoms and a 10 ounce bottle of lube) while he instagramed a photo of his fairly attractive and fairly young girlfriend posing with a package of pre-cut smoked turkey from our cooler. As I stood there watching this take place I felt a sudden sadness. This man can instruct a young woman to pose with a soggy package of Walgreens artificially flavored processed meat product and still get laid. What excuse do I have?
Posted on: Sun, 25 Aug 2013 03:20:35 +0000
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