Atongo is a house boy who drinks his Boss wine with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties( a french wine dat changes colour if water is added to it). Unaware of this, Atongo drunk from the wine as usual and as he topped it up with water, immediately the wine became milky. When the Boss came home he saw the change n he knew he has nailed Atongo. Atongo knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen. The Boss having told his wife about what he observed, swung into action Boss: shouted frm the sitting room Atongo !! Atongo: yes Boss ! Boss: who drunk my wine??? Atongo: no answer Boss: shouted again but still no respond so he went to the kitchen to meet him and he said, re u insane or what? When i called ur name u responded, but when i asked u a question u dont answer me? Atongo: hmmmm! oga abeg, when u re in the kitchen u dont understand anything at all except ur name. Boss: is that soo?, ok go to the bar stand beside madam while i stay in the kitchen then u ask me a question. Atongo accepted Atongo: shouted Boss! Boss: yes Atongo ! Atongo: who goes to the maids room when madam is not at home?? Boss: no answer Atongo: shouted again, oga a say who they sneak to the maids room when madam no they house?? Boss: no answer...he then run back from the kitchen shouting wonders shall never end Atongo is rite, when one is in the kitchen one does not hear anything except ones name. Madam became very angry and interrupted, that is nt true its a lie. Without argument, Atongo asked if shell enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Atongo: madam! Madam: yes Atongo ! Atongo: who is juniors father??? Madam: no answer Atongo: madam, a say who be juniors biological father? Me or Boss ? Madam: rushed out quickly from the kitchen and shouted; OMG! this kitchen has to be renovated.... #friis
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 21:09:10 +0000
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