BELIEVE ME BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS!” Room Service: “Morrin. Roon sirbees.” Guest: “Sorry I thought I dialed room service.” Room Service: “Rye, Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?” Guest: “Uh….Yes I’d like to order bacon & eggs.” Room Service: “Ow ulai den?” Guest: “…….What?” Room Service: “Ow ulai den??…Pryed, boyud, pochd?” Guest: “Oh the eggs!! How do I like them? Sorry….Scrambled please.” Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken? creepse?” Guest: “Crisp will be fine.” Room Service: ” Hokay. An sahn toes?” Guest: “What?” Room Service: “An toes, ulai sahn toes?” Guest: “I….dont think so” Room Service: “No? Udo wan sahn toes?” Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.” Room Service: “Toes! Toes! Why uoo don toes?…Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?” Guest: “Oh! English muffin!!! I’ve got it!! You were saying ‘toast’….Fine …yes an english muffin will be fine.” Room Service: “We botter?” Guest: “No just put the botter on the side” Room Service: “Wad?!?!” Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.” Room Service: “Copy?” Guest: “Excuse me?!” Room Service: “Copy…tea…meel?” Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please…and that’s everything”. Room Service: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy ….Rye?” Guest: “Whatever you say “ Room Service : “Tanjooberrymutts” Guest: “You are welcome.” Remember…I did say…”By the time you read through this…. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”!!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 12:11:22 +0000
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