BLONDE MORTICIAN A man whod had just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asked the deceaseds wife how she would like the body dressed. She pointed out that the man did look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, said that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wanted him in a blue suit. She gave the Blonde mortician a blank check and said, I dont care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing. The woman returned the next day for the wake. To her delight, she found her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fit him perfectly... She said to the mortician, Whatever this cost, Im very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and Im very grateful. How much did you spend? To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. Theres no charge, she said. No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit! she said. Honestly, maam,the blonde said, it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I just switched the heads. ( BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!!! )
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 05:07:24 +0000
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