BREAKING NEWS - RURAL KENTUCKY - A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the mans tractor. Hank, the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. Did you see this terrible accident happen? Yep. Sure did, the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractors engine. Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States? Yep. Were there any survivors? Nope. Theys all kilt straight out, the farmer answered. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning. President Obama is dead? the sheriff asked. Well, the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. He kept a-saying he wasnt . . . But you know how bad that he lies.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 08:45:14 +0000
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