BREAKING NEWS!!! Its being reported that Chris Jones actually was hit by something Saturday during the loss to Kentucky. Jones was taken to local clinic and test were run according to protocol. Test results shown that he was hit with a virus know as 7-1bbn. Drs state this virus has symptoms of sudden neck spasms and weaknesses to the legs with associated flopping. Drs also state this virus usually only happens in late December and occasionally in March. Treatment was( immediatly) rendered with blunts and Crown Royal and plenty of 2013 One Shining Moment re-runs.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 21:29:15 +0000
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