BREAKING NEWS: Uhuru Kenyatta has never got anything right since he took over as president, and if his numerous blunders are anything to go by, then the man would go down as the worst president in Kenyas history as an independent nation!! Uhuru Kenyatta promised Kenyan toddlers laptops- nothing was delivered! Instead, he goes to Kisii and tells high school youths that he would not only make secondary education free, but he would give them iPads, iPhones and iClouds! A bunch of goons attacked us, killed and maimed many Kenyans- nobody knows who they were, and how they disappeared into thin air! There have been chaos in the countrys security service- Uhuru thinks his men cant do their job because Raila has told them not to! The land issue is the most burning in the country, Uhuru thinks its an isolated Raila-related thing confined to the Coast, and which started when he was PM!! Uhuru was supposed to have been seen to working as president, but he goes campaigning for a hater, and confesses to the public that he has been sleeping because he explained Raila has been making noise for him!! Raila Odinga/CORD, and governors tell him the country urgently needs a referendum in view of the current insecurity/devolution problems- he says the governors and Raila/CORD have refused to have a beer (or was it tea) with him!!.....!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 09:26:41 +0000