Babcock Student Accidentally Shaves Manhood There was tragic news this morning at Babcock University as a 100 Level Student of Biochemistry was rushed to the Hospital after he erroneously cut off his Privates with a pair of Scissors. Eye Witnesses including his room mate say he was trying to trim his pubes when the accident happened. The NUC have taken up the case, insisting the name of the university played a part in the tragedy (BABCOCK, “Barb Cock”) and have ordered University authorities to change the name of the institution or face heavy sanctions, which may (or may not) include closing the school down. In a Press Release, the NUC stated “They have to change the name of the school. We can not afford to lose more manhood(s) to such name induced shaving accidents”. More on this as events unfold.
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 09:32:26 +0000
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