Babooze News!!! Maryland’s Johnnie Gooden walked into a College Station, Texas bank, approached a teller and asked to access first lady Michelle Obama’s bank account, saying he had just been adopted by the first family. It’s not known why Johnnie thought a teller might buy his story or why he believed Michelle Obama had an account at a local Texas bank, but police soon caught up with Johnnie, who told them Michelle had contacted him on Facebook and told him the family wanted to adopt him and as their digitally adopted son he was entitled to access the family bank account. The bizarre story may be explained by the fact that police found two bags of marijuana in Johnnie’s pockets. James Patrick Andrews went into a St. Petersburg, Florida Bank of America to inquire why he had a negative balance in his checking account. Apparently not satisfied with the answer, Andrews passed a note to the teller demanding $1,000 and left the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. Since Andrew identified himself to the teller, it wasn’t difficult for police to find him and the incident can be explained by the fact that Andrews was also charged with possession of crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia. Shoshoni, Wyoming police officer G. Cruche and interim Chief of Police Andy Rodriguez, attempted to arrest L. J. Faith at his home. Seeing as how Faith is legally blind, this should’ve been a simple task. However, when Rodriguez deployed his Taser, he accidentally shot his fellow officer in the head with one probe and he shot himself in the hand with the other. Rodriguez then reloaded and shot Faith multiple times, at which time he went completely blind and was taken to the hospital for treatment, before being jailed. In case you’re wondering, the arrest was made following a complaint about the number of cats Faith had at his home.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 18:04:45 +0000
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