#BaboozeNews! Among those that braved the crowds to go shopping on Thanksgiving was Florida’s Haider Hassan Khudhair Darwash. Unfortunately, Darwash left his infant son in the car while he went into the Waterford Lakes Best Buy. Luckily, off-duty Florida Highway Patrol officer Edy Rivera saw the 2-month-old child asleep in the car and went into the store to find the cars owner. When no one came forward, Officer Rivera smashed the window of the locked vehicle to get the child out. Darwash soon identified himself as the boys father, but was arrested after police failed to fall for the old, ‘I thought the boy was with my wife’ line. An unnamed 51-year-old Swedish inmate recently staged a daring prison escape. However, our friend was soon back behind bars. It seems the inmate had been complaining to prison officials about his toothache for four days until he couldn’t stand the pain any longer and busted out of the joint. The man went to a local dentist, had the tooth fixed, then turned himself in. The inmate had been scheduled to be released the next day, but had an extra day tacked on to his sentence. Apparently unclear on proper wiping techniques, an unnamed man from Newport, South Wales, was forced to call 911 after getting a toilet roll holder stuck in his bottom. Our friend was freed from his predicament by firemen and needed on-the-spot medical treatment by paramedics. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, the man was given “suitable advice” by firemen to avoid getting into a similar situation again. #947KUMU
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 17:58:57 +0000
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