Baby delivery in software company Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Business analyst is a person who convinces anyone that we can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they dont need a man or woman; theyll produce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they dont care whether the child is delivered, theyll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months. Most Important:::: Client is the one who doesnt know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 03:21:41 +0000
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