Back in 2010 when I had just joined facebook..I was so exited about this whole new social network that every one was talking about.This is where I met the most beautiful thing I had never seen before in my life...n this was a woman(names withheld). She had those Alicia keys looks..Megan fox body n a face of Christina Milan....she was so famous on Facebook than twiiter n instagram both combined! She would post a pic n in one minute she could get 158likes n 267comments .....she had more friends n followers on her page than than Uganda cranes n Rwandese Amavubi combined.. So me being an invisible man all I could do is like all her shit n comment on them coz she could update stupid things like omg! just broke my nail..And the status would get 300 comments with stuff like can I take u to hospital sweety?.. Please let me clear your hospital bill!!! REALLY!!!!! For Christians guys wont immediately comment with a prayer of words between 300-500words... So after a year of liking her pics comments n bla bla bla ... I decided to make a suicide move n inbox her coz replying your text was next to impossible..its like seeing Musevenis son marrying Besigyes daughter.But surprisely it was my lucky day n she replied..to cut the story brief we set a date on one condition to choose her favourite hotel in town n without hesitation my reply was YES!!!!!!! I was so eager to meet this beauty queen that I arrived at the agreed venue an hour earlier. As I was waiting for this queen..a girl dressed in funny jeans and a Zain T-shirt(the Airtel of nowadays) in a soft voice she was like hey. paul Williams for a second I thought it was an airtime vendor ..without hesitation I told her whoever you are.... pls go away am waiting for the apple of my eye..in fear that my date would find me talking to this idiot! Shockingly she was like am the PERSON your waiting for....my throat got dry all of a sudden ..my legs were shaking like Tsunami was passing....my head was spinning like I was on a 20litre jerrycan of Ugandan Waragi.....seriously this was the worst disappointment of life because she was not even quarter way of what I was waiting for...All along it was all photoshoped pics ...edited figure n face.... At the back of my mind I started regreting all the precious time I wasted on all those likes n comments on stupids fake photos n status updates... I made sure I blocked the moron before I left the place n swore never to meet any Facebook person ever again..... My dear friends who still meet Facebook people cos of looks or people edited pics n stuff.....pls dont waste your time!!! ( experience)
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:49:03 +0000
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