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Back in my school days, i was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked in. i decided to jog with his mind and asked him; How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: I dont know, how?? Me: You open the door and put it in there! Teacher: Oh! ok. Me: How do you put a donkey in the fridge? Teacher: Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there, lol gottchaa!!! Me: No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there. Teacher: (looking embarrased) ok Me: Lets say all the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal, which one wud it be? Teacher: (a bit confused, en rolling eyes).... The lion.....? Kaycube: No,the donkey because its still in the fridge. Teacher: u must be kidding me!! Me: One last more question, If there is a river, en u know exactly that u usually see it full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you? Teacher: You see, in this case, there is no other option, you would need to use the bridge. Me: Lol, mscheww.. Sir, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the lions birthday party!..... Sir, u can now do what u came here to do. Teacher: Lets call it a day. Haha,,,I know it made you laugh,,,,,like this page for more hilarious jokes ==> Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO Thisis CHITO
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 19:03:30 +0000

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