Bahahahah! How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in retirement. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch em Slow Down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write For Marijuana! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream I Won! I Won! 7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling Run For Your Lives! Theyre Loose! 8. Tell Your Children over dinner: Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite. 10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”! Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its called therapy! Retirement Thank you Sheila!!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 14:23:55 +0000
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