Banker Vs Govt.Employee Vs Politician - Must Read Who is the BEST - Banker, Govt.Employee or Politician....? One day, a banker, a Govt.Employee and a Politician, went out for a walk. Why dont we prove who is the best among ourselves? Why not, said the other two. The Banker said Lets have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best Institution. Being a pure logical strategist, Politician tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes.The monkey stayed still. As a more practical , the Govt.Employee tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the Banker. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkeys ear, and it burst out laughing at him.. The other two were astonished. So the Politician said OK, lets take another test. Lets make this monkey cry!! So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. Govt.Employee narrated sad stories, the Politician made sad speech & gestures, and they failed again...! Then, the Banker again whispered something into the monkeys ear and oh! It started crying,patting the Bankers shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Govt.Employee said OK, youve won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Lets make this monkey run. And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Politician true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go. So...here comes Banker, again, and whispers into the monkeys ear. The Monkey just takes off..! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered. They Said: OK, we give up. Youre the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret, they begged him. Well, said the Banker , The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for BANK . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment.....!!! 🙈🙉🙊 . . . . A person who works & who waits for arrears over 2 years patiently is known as BANKER
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 05:24:13 +0000
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