Bazonka by Spike Milligan Say Bazonka every day Thats what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu And both your elbows free from glue. So say Bazonka every day (Thats what my grandma used to say) Dont say it if your socks are dry! Or when the sun is in your eye! Never say it in the dark (The word you see emits a spark) Only say it in the day (Thats what my grandma used to say) Young Tiny Tim took her advice He said it once, he said it twice he said it till the day he died And even after that he tried To say Bazonka! every day Just like my grandma used to say. Now folks around declare its true That every night at half past two If youll stand upon your head And shout Bazonka! from your bed Youll hear the word as clear as day Just like my grandma used to say! Read more by this celebrated author and comedian at allpoetry/Spike-Milligan
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 20:05:02 +0000
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