Be On The Lookout For The Following New Viruses 1. CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. 2. VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. 3. LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. 4. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. 5. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes. 6. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. 7. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files. 8. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted. 9. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but I think we go on). 10. DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}. 11. PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesnt care. 12. JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files. 13. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK. 14. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 10:40:19 +0000
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