Because im bored, Ive decided to compile a list of what I feel is a fairly accurate description of members EVERY gym seems to have. Feel free to contribute. The deceptively ordinary looking Asian who has the power to bodyweight ratio of an ant. Can usually be found doing multiple sets of one armed handstands/ pull-ups fairly easily. ( more than likely he will also have disproportionately large calves hanging from the back of his legs that all the big boys secretly long for) The genetically blessed gift from god. Girls want him, guys want to be him. Despite this, he still thinks he is way too small and cries himself to sleep next to a photo of Arnold. The token grunter, who you can usually hear immediately upon entering the gym. Whether its a warm up set, some light rotator cuff work or generally weights that really dont require too much inter abdominal compression at all, he will remain highly vocal throughout the entirety of his session. The triathlete... who will continuously sport a visor and polarised cycling glasses to the gym despite not actually being exposed any elements whatsoever. You may even get lucky and see them on a day they decide a bit of nose zinc is in order. The half repper. Im sure I dont need to elaborate, but if youre not sure of who this is in your gym... Its most likely the guy you see in the distance who you think is doing some type of odd isometric standing barbell time under tension thingy you really just dont understand. Look closely, and youll notice thats they are in fact squatting.... Its usually just a discreet 10 or so degrees. The sup guy. Doesnt know what he is taking, or what it does.... But you name it and he has it. Usually hasnt realised that gaining muscle mass requires lots of heavy lifting. The bikini girl who has recently completed her first comp, and is now selling diet/ training plans online. Links can usually be found on her Facebook athlete page.... Just sift through the hundreds of fairly risqué progress photos first.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 05:15:13 +0000
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