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Before u marry a lady, invite her for dinner, eat together & watch out for the following; *If she starts eating the meat before u it implies that, she would have planned for ur salary/income b4 u collect it. *If she wants to share the meat equally, she wont be obedient to u, she will always question ur authority. *If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry for you,she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on voicemail. *If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u cant win any argument with her at all and she may end up beating you one day! *If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means she cant keep secrets. *If she asks for extra fufu, nna, you will need blood tonic to survive the marriage!
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 17:07:15 +0000

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