Best Aussie PICK UP LINE EVER: An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies,I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.. The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it? The Aussie explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. The lady says, Whats it telling you now? Well, it says youre not wearing any knickers. The woman giggles and replies Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers! The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, Bloody things an hour fast!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 08:06:33 +0000
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