Biden Update: Joe Biden went to Brazil to try and repair Americas relationship with their government. Biden said, “Its great to be here in the Amazon. I have always wanted to see where all the books come from.” Clinton Update: Bill Clinton said riding wild horses in Mongolia and climbing Mount Kilimanjaro are on his bucket list. When asked what is on her bucket list, Hillary said, “Come on. You know. Don’t make me say it.” Dylan Update: Bob Dylan announced that he will release an entire album of Frank Sinatra hits in 2015. This will apparently be Dylan’s first attempt at a comedy album. Romney News: Mitt Romney said he is considering a third presidential bid. Romney said he got the idea from watching his dog repeatedly run into an electric fence. Airline News: A Delta flight from Cleveland to New York took off this week with just two passengers on board. The worst part is they lost their luggage. Random Thought: What is a good medicine I should take for my health? I’m not sure. Hey, theres Larry the Cable Guy driving a jet ski onto land. I’ll ask him. Sports News: The Ohio State Buckeyes beat the Oregon Ducks to win college football’s first national championship game. Both schools will receive millions of dollars but the players get nothing. It proves once and for all that the North was fighting to protect the tariff, not end slavery. Weather News: The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather…because what can possibly go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 16:07:03 +0000
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