Bike people are always so surprised and mad that you don’t hear - TopicsExpress



          

Bike people are always so surprised and mad that you don’t hear them coming. They don’t understand that their bike is silent, and you can’t hear it over the noise of Times Square. ’Cause let me tell you something. If I’m crossing 50th and Broadway, this is what I’m watching out for, in this order: cars; killers; people in Elmo costumes who can’t see; those gangs of teenagers who are punching people in the back of the head; FreshDirect guys; rat babies; then bikes. Then bikes.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 15:22:37 +0000

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