Bill Collector called me today & the convo went like this..... I CANT MAKE THIS KINDA STUFF UP KMDSL..... Me: Hello Man: Yes may I speak to Makelia Wingard(he butchered my name so now I know its a bill collector) Me: This is she & whos calling Man: This is Jeff with Capital One, Im calling about your account thats past due 11 days & wanted to see when you would be making a pmt Me: Hell well when you see then let me know where you saw it so I can see it too bc it must b hiding from me right now Man: Excuse me maam Me: You said you were calling to see when I would be making a pmt so that means to me you know I got it or you see it coming in my near future (mutes the phone & busted out laughing) Man: Well maam you have a $10 late fee now & if you dont make a pmt in 7days another late fee will be applied Me: Boy I dont care about no late fee bc u gonna still get that same minimum pmt of 25.00 on Friday & if you see anymore than that coming u need to tell it to show itself to me right now lol Man: Well maam if youre having some kinda financial hardships we can waive that fee & make arrangements for you (WHAT DID HE SAY THAT FOR) Me: (fake crying) They cut my stamps, DHR trying to take my 6 kids, my husband left me for another man, sallie Mae has froze my bank accounts, my job has cut me to part time, & right now I dont know how ima feed myself or my kids til I get paid again.... Now is that a hardship sir, now u know all my business & I know this call recorded & yall will use it for training purposes just promise me you will bleep out my name Man: Yes maam Im sorry for your TRAGEDIES & Ill waive that fee for you & we can issue courtesy credits once a year & Ill go ahead and issue you one Me: Shannnaanasashhhaaa All over the back seat Jesus.... THEREs power in the name, thank ya thank ya thank ya Man: Maam Maam Maam Me: Bow your head let me pray with u Jeff..... ******DIAL TONE****** I just pissed myself from laughing my ass off.... HELP ME JESUS Rotflmao
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 02:33:20 +0000
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