Binter Milan Movember Tournament Programme As the team flies into Goals Aberdeen from Aberdeen for tonights tournament after finishing 4th in the league, excitement has grown to an ecstatic level all over the city. 12 teams will be involved in the tournament with possibly 4 groups of 3 teams entering before the knockout semifinal and final. Confirmed teams in the tournament include Pat Nevins School of Football, who play in the Monday Night Premier League, who are on catastrophically bad form and a team from Poland. Who will win the tournament? How far can La Bella Binter go in this moustached affair? All will be decided from that kickoff time at 7pm. Comments from the boss, Royfael Brownitez: It is brilliant to make it into such an elite tournament. We enter it on the back of a promising win so it puts us in good stead. Well need to work as a team, placing passes, looking for space as well as marking our men well as well as a general sense of cobintment overall. I think if we do all these things well be as strong as Crystal Palace. I am aware that we dont have a set goalkeeper tonight. All of us, however have served some time in goals which should help ease the strain. Also watching tonight will be owner, Royman Abrownivich who expects Binter to go far in the tournament: Well, were still not shite. TEAM PROFILE 39: GK/MID: Tomato Burguerra A recent signing of Binter from Houston Schlynamo. A committed, versatile player who once played with Roybinho for the late Brown Street Elite in Edinburgh. Burguerra is known for smashing it left of the target as well as being a solid playmaker for the strikers up ahead. With the goalkeeper recruitment issues that have faced Binter Milan this entire season, Burguerra has provided some entertaining performances in the goals saving many a belter. Although not confirmed tonight to play in goals it is expected that he will play one of the games between the sticks. 04: DEF: Roybinho A founding member of Binter Milan known almost as much for his actions off the pitch as much as on. Perhaps the least versatile player for Binter Milan, with consistent solid performances at back, using loud noises and occasional tackling to keep the opponents goal tallies down. This style is counteracted by his attacking record as he has just one goal from 9 games this season, although it was described by fans as a belter. 05: Def: Alan Paulinho Shearer Paulinho has become a regular for Binter Milan this season, making his debut in the 6-6 draw with Murder on Zidanes Floor at the start of the season. Paulinhos consistent defensive discipline has since been highly accredited among fans of La Bella Binter and will surely be of use in tonights tournament. Unlike many players, Paulinho can use all parts of his body to prevent the shot. The self-explanatary ass attack is just one example of this. 15: Mid: Jörgen Fritzhammer Fritzhammer is frequently seen all over the pitch and has an ability to fill in brilliantly where needed. However, he is well-recognised for undertaking the Hammer, a heavy footed challenge which is guaranteed to end an opposing strikers run and legally send them to the ground. Fritzhammer also has his fair share of goals and has served his time in goals, recently impressing in the win against G Casino at the Casinerina with several belters. 07: Mid: Jöel Woodowski A dribbler and a shooter, Woodowski has been involved with Binter Milan from the outset and has his fair share of goals with Binter Milan performing at his best in the middle and upper end of the park. While injury problems have been an issue for Woodowski this season after a heavy challenge from Roybinho. He has since recovered and put on an impressive performance at FC Town and County 2 games ago. He was rested in the win against G Casino so that he would be at full fitness and ready to serve Binter Milan in tonights tournament. Woodowski spoke of his excitement: Im so excited im going to be late for the first game! 11: Jiminho Claytona A poet, a striker and a part-time nancy boy, founding member Jiminho Claytona has grown in strength as a player this season and is the bookies favourite for opening the scoring for Binter Milan in the tournament after a run of games scoring multiple goals. Constantly looking for space, Jiminho plays very comfortable at the upper end of the pitch, frequently succeeding in an accurate left-footed belter at the net. Claytona was available for interview: Buzzing. There really is something majestic in being part of such a massive event. We just need to keep our head in the game. 10: Daniolo Smitteldinho Daniolo Smitteldinho is a fan favourite for Binter fans, impressing in the pre-season with 7 goals within 25 minutes against The Real Vilmas. Daniolo Smitteldinho is fast, hunts the opponents and pounces to belt into the back of the net. In recent weeks, he has suffered from the common illness, workitis, which he has recovered from in time for the tournament and is highly anticipated to score tens of hattricks tonight. #movember #forzabinter #movemberfootball #movembertournament #claytonaisanancyboy
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 15:16:41 +0000
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