Bitsy is on one today:) My girl turned two a couple weeks ago, and so it begins... Temper tantrum #1: In the bathtub with Sam. She grabs Sams junk in a death grip. Sam yowls. I tell her she needs to let go of Sams penis, because its his and only for him. Kaelyn responds with, Where my penis? Looks down. Looks back at me expectantly. I tell her she didnt get one. Cue five minutes of sobbing, I waaaaant a peeeeenis! Half an hour later, temper tantrum #2: Brushing teeth. She hates it. I do it anyway. She gets so mad she passes out. (Breath-holding spell; dont worry, no harm done; they tell me its normal.) I take advantage of her incapacitation and brush without resistance. She comes to, snatches the toothbrush out of my hand, throws herself on the floor, and proceeds to sob, I DONT WUB YOU, MOMMY! I dont wub you! for another five minutes. Saddest mom over here.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 04:30:14 +0000
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