Bob Pattersons article. Papa Johns discriminates against the homeless, and this is part of our response. The deaths of some lab animals in a senior dissertation project, conducted in Scranton Pa. more than fifty years ago, would hardly seem to be a topic relevant to a political punditry column in 2015, but since it provides a marvelous example of how difficult it can be to ascertain exactly what happened we can start with that obscure and innocuous incident and escalate up to more serious and recent events quite rapidly. Mary Kay H*****s experiment subjects died under mysterious circumstances. Did her brother or some of his high school classmates substitute beer for water and cause the project to disintegrate before completion? Hearsay, conjecture, and allegations abound but hard evidence has vanished in the mists of history. One (conspiracy?) theory suggests that her father may have deemed it necessary to scuttle the project. A call to the Worlds Laziest Journalist News Organization headquarters from Germany, on Sunday January 4, 2015, didnt help the investigation because, although we knew all of the personalities involved, we werent there and couldnt add any facts to the inquest, which has been reopened a half century later. If someone wasnt there when things happened, how can journalists write knowledgably about things they did not witness? Its difficult to peace things together from old memories and conjecture. Aye, lad, theres the rub! Just minutes after the call from Germany, we walked into the latest political dispute occurring in Berkeley CA. We were told that the Papa Johns franchise on Shattuck Ave. would not sell to homeless customers. Here we go again with hearsay, rumors, allegations and unverifiable facts! At one point Sunday, we thought we saw a Berkeley Police officer give a slice of pizza to a young lady who couldnt buy it. On Monday, January 5, 2015, this columnist went to investigate. When we entered the pizza parlor at approximately 1 p.m., we noted that the customer at the counter had long and shaggy hair, was barefooted and had a dog with him. Most food establishment can refuse to deal with barefooted customers and so the fellow was denied service. Next up, the guy with the street name Ninja Kitty, stepped up to the counter and was informed that he couldnt buy a pizza. Note: We know for sure that if served he could pay because he was carrying a $20 bill. He left. This columnist was next and we ordered a pizza, paid, and waited for it to be served. We were unable to locate Ninja when we exited the store, so we went to where he and his posse congregate. We learned that Ninja was helping change a tire for a woman parked in front of the pizza parlor. We passed out slices to his buddies and held two for him to consume after doing his good deed. He gave one of those two to the barefooted fellow. Since folks reading this column on the Internets dont want a long and involved think piece, it will suffice to say that this seemed to have the potential of becoming a viable news story and so we started picking up various and sundry related bits of information. Mike Zint, a political activist and writer, informed us that he had learned the business was directed to not provide service to homeless people by the buildings owner (or designated representative). Is it an example of irony to note that this treatment of homeless is occurring in Berkeley, which has a reputation for being an ultra liberal city and is located in Californias 13th Congressional District, which is one of the countrys most liberal congressional districts? We had learned late last year that the Hotel Shattuck building is going through the bureaucratic process necessary for it to be demolished and replaced by an 18 story high rise building. Could it be, we wondered (speculation alert!), that someone was trying to disperse the groups of homeless people who ask for handouts in the downtown Berkeley business area, before the high-rise opens for business and caters to the swells? Could it be classified as economic cleansing? As we recall the Santa Monica city attorney forced Domino Pizza to make deliveries to homeless people at a phone booth because it had been depicted in the movie (co-inky-dink alert!) Ninja Turtles. We were told on Elvis birthday that the instructions to deny service to the homeless came from the Downtown Business Association. Who, we wondered, is running that particular franchise? We assume that the lawyers for Papa Johns corporation (in Louisville) will know for sure who is running the show and calling the shots for their downtown Berkeley CA franchise. Over the weekend, we also learned that the Berkeley Public Library main branch has adopted a new hard line way of dealing with the public. The street person known as 300 was reportedly ejected from the Public Library building last weekend. Also invited to leave was a local resident (note: that means not homeless). According to hearsay evidence this local political activist was a member of the Maquis. She has some difficulty with the English language and may have had an expired library card. In our book (opinion alert!) the closest any civilian can come to having earned a Congressional Medal of Honor would be to have served in the French underground during the Nazi Occupation of Paris. Shouldnt Berkeley residents be ashamed of this example of uber-rudeness? Hint. Hint. Why isnt she getting invitations to appear on some late night talk show? Question: Did the Nazi Occupy Paris movement get criticism or support from the mainstream media? Was there a concerted effort to make the Nazi Occupation of Paris fail? Wasnt it called The Maquis? (The punishment for reading the underground anti-Nazi newspaper, Combat, was death.) The Nazis also persecuted the gypsies. The first gypsies were thought to have come from Egypt. Gypsy is a contraction formed from the word Egypt. By midweek, the homeless were mounting an effort to acquire yellow six pointed star patches with the word Homeless printed on them. We would like to write a Je suis Charlie column in support of the French magazine Charlie Hebdo. The Amalgamated Conspiracy Theory Factory was alerted to a video purportedly showing one of the murdered French policemen moving around after supposedly being shot. His face didnt show in the video and there was no background scenery to establish where the shot was made. Hence a high level of skepticism was used to respond to this bit of evidence for supporting the theory that the terrorists attack didnt really happen. We intend on writing next weeks column on the implications of the work slow-down being conducted by the New York City Police Department. [Note: Because of technical and logistical trouble we can not use the image at this url to illustrate this weeks column. Click to see what we intended to use: https://facebook/253882908111999/photos/a.254659181367705.1073741825.253882908111999/407602012740087/?type=1&theater We selected a file shot of an eye-catching sight seen many moons ago in Pasadena CA.] Do the Christian Republicans read the bible? If so, they should know our end of the column quote. In the Bible we find: Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Matthew 25:40. The disk jockey will play: Spring Breaks song Pizza Riot, Willie Nelsons Band of Brothers, and (irony alert!) the Warsaw Concerto. We have to see if we can take a member of the French Resistance to dinner. Have a with two free toppings type week.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 23:05:49 +0000
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