Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee: Thats easy, 49. Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss: Its lions birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday. Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr... Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now! Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 06:03:22 +0000
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