Boy: Hey, hon! Girl: Hey. Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there? Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy: Oh really? Why? Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all. Boy: Oh. Girl: So what did we do in math today? Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes. Girl: Ok, good. Boy: Yeah. Girl: Hey, I have a question… Boy: Ok, ask away. Girl: ….how much do you love me? Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world. Girl: Yeah… Boy: Why did you ask? Girl: …>silencesounding worried< Is there something wrong? Girl: No, everything’s fine… Boy: Are you sure? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Okay…I hope so. Girl: ……….would you die for me? Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun. Girl: Really? Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong? Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine. Boy: ……okay. Girl: ….well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school. Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU! Girl: Yeah…I love you, too. Bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend: No. Boy: Oh. Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either. Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night. Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy: Yeah, but not her. Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man. Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I’ll see ya after school. Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl: Hello? Boy: Hey. Girl: Oh, hi. Boy: Why weren’t you at school today? Girl:Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor. Boy: Are you sick? Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line. Boy: I’ll wait. Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later. Boy: Alright…………I love you. >very long pause< Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy: What!? Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now. Boy: Why?? Girl: I love you. -click- THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy: Hey dude. Friend: Hey. Boy: What’s up? Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately? Boy: No. Friend: So you didn’t hear? Boy: Hear what? Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you… Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me! Friend: Uh….call this number… 433-555-3468 Boy: Ok… BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham. Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend. Voice: What is their name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here. Boy: Really? Why? What happened??? How is she??? Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3. Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!? Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye. Boy: WAIT! NO! -dial tone- BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy: Oh my God, are u okay?? Girl: ……………… Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!! Girl: I………. Boy: You what?? YOU WHAT??? Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support. Boy: …………………>breaks into tears
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:22:46 +0000
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