Bra Removal OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, Ta-da! 2) MCGYVERS OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging. 3) HILTONS LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter. DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer. WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following: 1) I really want to thank you for this. 2) Dang it! I thought they were bigger. 3) Do you have any cereal?
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 15:34:26 +0000
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