Breaking News: EARTH SHAKES AS RIG JUMPS FOR JOY OVER PERFECTO. A magnitude 9.4 earthquake has destroyed the Melbourne suburb of Chirnside Park this evening. Locals were surprised by the violent tremor considering no major fault line of any description exists in Australia. Further investigations have linked the devastating tremor to the Rig, one half of the extremely popular Ry-Rig Experience, who managed to bowl a perfect game tonight. After leaping for joy (some onlookers were amazed that he managed to leave the ground), he landed awkwardly and the damage is quite clearly seen in the attached photo. Early reports suggest that 8 people have sustained serious injuries - mostly mental, as the Rigs frame wobbled back into shape. In all seriousness though, congratulations mate. Could not be happier for you!!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 14:13:58 +0000
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