Brethren, this is to notify you that Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequentialInternal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N. as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include Loss of direction ,Foul vocal emissions, Amnesia of origin, Lack of peace and joy, Selfish or violentbehaviour, Depression or confusion in the mental compartment, Fearfulness , Idolatry Rebellion. The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. Our LORD JESUS CHRIST, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P -R - A - Y - E - R. Once connected, please uploadyour burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from The Mighty Father, into the heart compartment. No matterhow big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness , Goodness, Faithfulness ,Gentleness ,Self control. Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E (BEST INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH) . WARNING : Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to listand will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 09:04:14 +0000
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