Bruce and Jenny Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jennys father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, Mr. Jones, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage. Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies, Well Bruce, you are only 12.. Where will you two live? Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, In Jennys room. Its bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely. Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Jones says with a huge grin, Okay, then how will you live? Youre not old enough to get a job. Youll need to support Jenny. Again, Bruce instantly replies, Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. Thats about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine. Mr. Jones is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own? Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, Well, weve been lucky so far. Mr. Jones no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 14:30:17 +0000
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