Bruces review of the Brian & Ashley comedy team 11/2/14 I woke up today laughing so hard I nearly coughed up a lung. There was even blood on my pillow. OMG Listening to those two in the same vehicle is liking watching a cat and a dog in the same cage. Ricky & Lucy or George & Gracie on acid. Physics says that two objects cant occupy the same space at the same time. But these two clowns keep relentlessly trying to defy that law. Its like role reversing fire & ice. Ashley said to Brian, Go change your shirt. Who says something like that. Then she looks at my shirt and says, You look like a little Hawaiian guy. What the hell..... LOL x ten. Apparently she thinks shes the fashion police. Her homepage looks like Vogue/Victorias secret 2025. Im laughing so hard I can barely type this. Come to think of it....She is the fashion police. Ashley can ridicule me and I laugh my ass off. Hawaiian guy ok, but little ? Seriously, A word no guy wants to hear. Good thing Im secure and like being ridiculed and mocked cause shes an expert at it. A real female don Rickels. Badda bing badda buung. No kidding, these two are the best comedy team ever. Sick....But hilarious. Their mood swings happen so fast I get dizzy and disoriented while falling down laughing... They made it seem so real I thought they were serious. Brian plays a good fall guy. He spends so much time trying to defend his manhood from Ashleys verbal abuse that he doesnt have time for a decent come back before the next cannon ball hits him square in the crotch and mister turtle climbs back in his shell. Shes a female Moe beating on poor Curly. I expect Brian to start saying to her, Lucy Im home. To all those males out there, be secure in yourself, have a good sense of humor or wear body armor cause Ashley is on the prowl. Run for your lives or stand and take it...Like a LITTLE man.... YIKES.... Still laughing. Mommy Ashley hit me....But it hurt so good. Shell definitely click LIKE to this post.. Ash we love ya girl, your like a bunch of monkeys armed with 20 male seeking missiles . Your the side splitting daughter I never had. Next time I see you please do your Peewee Herman impression for me. I LOVE IT. Brian and Ashley please keep us laughing. I think I just wet myself laughing....Gotta go.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 18:02:31 +0000
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