Buckman Street has a new sign to remind us all how dangerously close we are to Lebanon Junction. As many of you know, Lebanon Junction was the high-water mark of the last Chupacabra invasion from Central America. Although there have been no recent sightings, we cannot let ourselves be lulled into a false sense of security, especially as Chupacabra mating season approaches. I therefore call upon the Bullitt Fiscal Court to immediately mine the bridges over the Salt River. It is the only way to be sure.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:13:36 +0000
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