Buddy > > Hes played golf every day since his retirement 16 years > ago. > > One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats > it, he tells his wife. > > Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. > Once Ive hit the ball, I > > cant see where it went. > > His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a > suggestion: Why dont you > > take my brother with you, and give it one more try. > > Thats no good, sighs Arthur. Your > brother is 93 years old. He cant > > help. > > He may be a ninety three, says the wife, > but his eyesight is perfect. > > So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with > his > > brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and > squints down the > > fairway. > > He turns to the brother-in-law. Did you see the > ball? > > Of course I did!, says the brother-in-law. > I have perfect eyesight. > > Where did it go? asks Arthur. > > Cant > remember. >
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:53:22 +0000
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