Bugger me it’s December 2nd and my neighbor’s house looks totally sodding ridiculous with its plastic Santa’s and thousands of lights. It looks like he went to Wal-Mart, gathered up armfuls of anything that glitters rammed it all down a shoulder mounted missile launcher and then fired the whole lot at his house like a gaudy bomb. And we also received our first Christmas card today as well from someone who lives just a few miles from us. And it wont be long before we start to get those letters that’s shoved into a Christmas card and copied to all their friends giving a recap of what’s happened in their lives this past year and it’s always to brag? “It’s been a busy year for the Bedwetter family. In September, Angela, our youngest, got accepted into Harvard. Not bad for a nine year old. Hank, our middle one performed in the talent show on the Carnival Sunshine and will for sure win the X Factor next year. Larry who turned 18 in June has decided to change his name to Lucinda Lace and became the first “man” to skateboard down Mount Everest in a mini skirt and f**k me shoes.” Yep, these letters are designed for one reason only, to show off your kids. I have an idea, why not kill two birds with one stone by draping your children in lights and gluing them to the side of your house, clutching their school reports?
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:46:20 +0000
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