Bunnys Funnies for Sunday, May 4. Love this because of the attitude - A wealthy lady decides to go on a photo safari, taking her faithful aged Poodle along for company. Once there, the Poodle starts to explore and before long discovers that hes lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Poodle thinks, Oh, oh! Im in deep doodoo now! Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Poodle exclaims loudly, Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here? Hearing this, the young leopard freezes, a look of fear comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. Whew! says the leopard, That was close! That Poodle nearly had me! Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection. So off he goes, but the old Poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, Here, monkey, hop on my back and see whats going to happen to that conniving canine! (Which seems to tell us that the leopard was at least well-versed with words.) Now, the old Poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, What am I going to do now? but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasnt seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the old Poodle says: Wheres that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 06:40:01 +0000
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