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CERITA LUCU (Laporan DiPandangan Mata) Muinah, TKW asal Pekalongan - Jateng yang bekerja di AS. Saat belanja kemall, dalan perjalanan ia menyaksikan kecelakaan beruntun di jalan raya tak jauh dari ia berdiri. Karena jiwa penolongnya yang begitu tinggi, ia segera menelpon 911 untuk meminta bantuan... Petugas 911 bertanya. : Good morning Mam, may I help you?! Muinah tersadar akan kemampuan Bahasa Inggrisnya yang sangat terbatas. Tapi, karena waktu itu sudah kepalang tanggung, dia pun nekad melanjutkan pembicaraan : Begini officer... One car come, one car go. The third car nabrak, lha njur, everything ya broke. One car no stop. One, two, three cars, bum! bum! buuum! You know?! And than, mak grobiiiyyyaaak! Yes, like that. Like the rolling stones gumlundhung from the mountain..Krosak..krosak.. krosak.. ! Gabrus, gabrus!! Muinah mengambil nafas lalu melanjutkan laporan pandangan matanya : Wah, one car ngguling ping pirang-purang. The sound like mirror on the wall dibandhem watu. Krompyaaang !!! One people game over, one man bloody-bloody, one woman cry-cry so loudly! Muinah pun menutup laporannya : Bingung aku! Wis ngene wae officer. Send me nguing nguing car. (Tahan ketawa anda !!! Tetangga sedang tidur) ҉ =))> ( ˆ .."̮ћaћaћaћa"̮ (ړײ) malem all

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