CHAI AKPORS BACK FROM AMERICA After two weeks in US, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home he was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force. "Hey, where u dey go?" "Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking to me?"replied Akpors This ignited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell. Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"This went on until a Boss (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call "Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUSSLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" Hahahahahahahahahaha
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 22:46:53 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015