CHECK AND SEE IF YOU BELONG TO ANY OF THESE. The people who make Christian Meetings fun and encouraging: THE GOOD READERS: that sis who reads the paragraphs from the Watchtower during her comment,convinc ing the bro doing the Watchtower summary that hes not a good reader. THE UNDER LINERS: Those publishers who underline every word of every paragraph of their Watchtowers. THE RAMBLER: You can count on him going over time on his talk every time. THE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS: Those brothers/ sisters who always sit in the exact same seat. THE VENTRILOQUIST: That brother who sings without opening his mouth. PAVAROTTI: That loudest singing publisher who sits behind you and whom convinces you that you are mute. THE EVACUATORS: Those publishers who race to the door after the closing prayers at all the meetings. THE GREETER: The publishers who makes it their goal to say Hi, how ya doin? to every person in the Hall. THE STORYTELLER: That publisher you cant get away from. THE LECTURER: The publisher whose Comments is always so long that we think he is giving another lecture. THE PRAYER WARRIOR: that brother who highlights all the lessons learned in his prayer, and you wonder if he is giving a meeting report to Jehovah. THE WORD BROTHER: that brother who always starts his comment with a word like yes, yeah, ehmm. Hahahaha
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 08:10:45 +0000
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