COFFEE SHOP MUMS CHAT #2 Theyre at it again... I dont know why they dont just sack her I mean my boss told me I had the best the chin and hers looks like a arse what do you think do you think it looks like an arse I do it doesnt matter anyway cos with her knees she wont make it past christmas I dont why shes so smug its not even like shes got real tits if I were her Id move to France OH! did you hear - Tiffanys daughter caught Monica shoving a whole bottle of Jack Daniels into her ear so anyway she WERENT happy and gave it wot for to the supply teacher looking after the class while 1-Leg-Meg was having her op turns the supply teacher is deafdumbblind and cant speak english it shouldnt be allowed should it do think it should cos I dont think it should no wonder she only got D in her History of War exam but it doesnt matter cos she leaving Gary after she caught him and Steve from the garage trying pull Garys trousers up cos theyd got caught on his trainers ANYWAY only turns out they had dogs muck on his shoes and went and got it on her new carpet WHICH WASNT SCOTCH GUARDED so itll probably stain anyway she living at her mums in Bagdad which is alright for some I wouldnt mind some sun hasnt it been cold ooh its been cold mind you it had been close for a bit Im no good when its close cos my face blows up the size of a space hopper but it has been cold, too cold did you see the rain christ it came down mind you we need it dont we my gardens been dry as bone altho it is just a driveway so what dyou expect are you hungry I might try the Jacket Potato Sandwich (just something light) what are you having can I have your opinion do you think I look like Big Daddy in this dress?
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 09:33:27 +0000