COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . . 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in New Hampshire plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New Hampshire sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars wont start. People in New Hampshire drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in New Hampshire throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New Hampshire have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above zero: People in Miami all die. People in New Hampshire close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in New Hampshire get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in New Hampshire are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New Hampshire let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Hampshireites get upset because they cant start the snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in New Hampshire start saying...Cold enough for ya? 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. New Hampshire public schools will open 2 hours late
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:31:32 +0000
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